hi.
this is the privacy policy. we take your privacy seriously. so seriously that we do almost nothing with your data. this is not because we are ethical. it is because we are lazy.
what we collect: your IP address (because the server does this automatically and we cannot stop it), any information you voluntarily provide through the contact form (which Marvin reads and does not respond to), and cookies (which are not fudge, not cupcakes, and in europe may be biscuits).
what we do with it: nothing. we look at analytics sometimes. the numbers go up. the numbers go down. we do not understand why. we do not claim to.
third parties: Google Analytics watches you. we cannot stop Google from doing anything. nobody can. this is well established.
your rights: you have the right to close this browser tab at any time. this is the most powerful right on the internet and the only one that consistently works.
hi.
— bob
Chief Privacy Officer (self-appointed, unqualified)