Two Plus Two is Five
Dawg
I give my love so readily,
wear my heart upon my sleeve.
I always speak with honest tongue,
never meaning to deceive.
I live in perfect virtue,
not a blemish on my soul.
I never lose my temper.
I never lose control.
I would say I’m perfect,
if I wasn’t blessed with modesty.
An ideal specimen —
everyone should be like me.
Put your trust in me.
Believe in perfect faith.
I’ll walk with you through anything,
help you to save face.
I’ll always tell the truth,
never tell a lie.
You can believe all that I say,
and two plus two is five.
I never give in to my lust —
that never crossed my mind.
Never feel the need for greed.
I’m always so refined.
Let me be your everything.
Get down on your knees.
You’ll see it the way I think
when you learn to please.
I’m not egotistical —
vanity is a path I won’t go down.
I’m just the greatest thing
you’ll ever find around.
So kneel before me.
Don’t question anything.
As long as you are down there,
I’ll let you kiss my ring.
I am just the greatest thing
this world has left alive.
So you should always follow me,
and two plus two is five.