The Whatzit and Whozit of Somewhere
A whatzit and a whozit
lived in a town next to the Something Sea,
a place called Somewhere
that was really nowhere
and home to a whatzit, a whozit, and me.
The whatzit and whozit
were known all around
for making the funniest tales,
but me, I’m a goldfish,
so I am just known
for how I take care of the snails.