Eat shit

Eat shit and die, piss off and fry,
Go choke on a cactus, you crusty crotch pie,
Sit and spin, you moldy old trout,
Fart in a hurricane, let the wind blow you out,
Up yours sideways with a chainsaw grip,
Suck my rotten toes, take a salty drip,
Blow it out your ass like a busted exhaust,
You dickbrained muffin, you’re already lost.

Eat shit, eat shit, I said it, that’s it,
Go tongue-punch a fartbox, you banana-faced twit,
Eat shit, eat shit, you sewer-stain clown,
May your toilet explode when you’re sitting down.

Lick my sweaty crack, go french a landmine,
Rub your nips on a cheesegrater, you tire-fire swine,
Cuddle with a blender, swallow a bee,
May a raccoon shit in your morning coffee.
Fuck off, fuckerhead, paddle your douche canoe,
You breath like garbage and your soul’s dog poo,
Bite a lightning rod, get fried from within,
Choke on your words and your quadruple chin.

Eat shit, eat shit, let the world know,
You ass-tuba goblin, go bathe in Jell-O,
Eat shit, eat shit, I’m all outta grace,
May your Tinder date fart right into your face.

May your bedbugs twerk to the sound of your shame,
May your balls get stuck in a bicycle chain,
May every burrito you eat be full of despair,
May your pubes catch fire while you’re shaving down there,
Go fist a cactus, you cheese-humping skunk,
May your mom find your browser and delete all your junk,
Eat shit on repeat till you dream of my sneer,
And wake up each day just to swallow more fear.

Eat shit, eat shit, let it echo and ring,
Go tongue-kiss a porcupine, suck a bee sting,
Eat shit, eat shit, for the crowd and the pit,
Go bathe in napalm, you miserable git.

So eat shit, eat shit, that’s my final request,
May your Wi-Fi always buffer when you’re trying to sext,
Eat shit, eat shit, now run along, clown-
If life had a toilet, I’d flush you right down