I’ve been conducting a study of years and I’ll say
The findings are exactly what the data displays
The beautiful move through the world on a slide
While the rest of us take the stairs from the outside
The pretty privilege report is coming in
And the numbers are ugly beneath the beautiful skin
The pretty privilege report filed and done
The pretty privilege report under every sun
They get the job the leniency the pass
The pretty privilege report going first class
While the ordinary faces ride the back
The pretty privilege report on the track
Better tips in restaurants better treatment in courts
Better outcomes in studies across all sports
Of human endeavor where a face is involved
The pretty privilege report gets solved
In favor of the beautiful every time the scale
The pretty privilege report without fail
I filed my findings I made the chart
The pretty privilege report is just the start
Of understanding what I’ve always known
That the world is running a system and thrown
Toward the beautiful from the very first breath
The pretty privilege report until death