Terms of Service

Terms of Service

By using this application you agree to the terms
Which are forty-seven pages long and the confirms
Of your agreement are recorded in our system for our use,
Which includes but is not limited to the information loose
From your device location and your browsing and your patterns,
The patterns feed our advertising partners and the lattens
Of data chemistry that we cannot fully explain
Because the explanation is proprietary, we retain.

It’s the terms of service, please scroll to agree,
It’s the terms of service, you cannot use it free
Without the data as the currency, which is the deal,
The deal is implicit and the fine print makes it real,
We can share your information with third parties we trust,
The trust is ours to define and the sharing is a must
For the product to function at the level that you want,
It’s the terms of service and the data font.

The privacy dashboard was launched in 2021
After the regulatory attention and the fun
Of explaining the data practices to a Senate panel,
The dashboard lets you opt out of seventeen channels
Of data collection out of the two hundred and three,
The two hundred and three that remain are necessary
For the app to work at all, which means they’re not optional,
The privacy dashboard and the operational.

He clicked agree in 2019 and the application
Has been collecting his location and the aggregation
Of his habits every day since, which he knew
In the way that everyone knows and then moves through
The friction of the knowing to the product that they need,
The terms of service and the data and the feed
That he uses every day and cannot really quit,
The terms of service and the box he didn’t read a bit.