Walked into the room and the room forgot to breathe
Every head was turning like a flag in a hurricane breeze
Leather jacket, jawline, hair like a crime scene
Sharpest thing in this whole town and you know just what I mean
My mama said be humble, my daddy said the same
I smiled at both of them and autographed their frames
God spent extra time on me, I got the receipts right here
Took one look at everyone else and poured myself a beer
I’m the headline, baby read it twice
Every room I walk into gets a little more nice
CRACK BOOM snap
BOOM crack SNAP boom
CRACK snap BOOM crack
SNAP
BOOM
CRACK
BOW
Mirror mirror hit the floor
I don’t need your confirmation anymore
Mirror mirror hit the floor
Every city’s got a legend—baby I’m yours
Crack it, break it, seven years bad luck?
I been riding lucky since the day I said enough
Mirror mirror—yeah—hit the floor
I don’t need you, baby
I’m the mirror now
She called me self-obsessed, I said obsessed by the best
I autographed her complaint and pinned it to my chest
They said I’d crash and burn, I said burn so pretty though
Lit the whole horizon up and did a little show
Ego like a skyscraper, confidence like Rome
Every city that I conquer turns into a home
They want a piece of humble pie, I brought the whole dessert
Took one bite and passed it back—sweetness don’t hurt
Ring the curtain, bring ’em to their knees
Standing ovation is just how I breathe
Yeah they’ll try to take you down when you’re this far up
Every arrow that they’re shooting just reminds me of my luck
I been the top of every mountain I could find
And when I get to heaven gonna blow Saint Peter’s mind
Who’s the baddest? ME
Who’s the prettiest? ME
Who’s gonna live forever? ME ME ME
Oh yeah