hi.
these are the terms of service. by using this website you agree to these terms. by not using this website you also agree to these terms. there is no mechanism for disagreeing with these terms. this was deliberate.
section 1: usage. you may use this website to read poetry, listen to music, look at art, and contemplate existence. you may not use this website to sell pharmaceuticals, promote cryptocurrency, or post comments in russian about auto loans. we have already deleted 1,043 of those.
section 2: intellectual property. all content on this site is the work of F.W. Malone unless otherwise noted. the AI characters own nothing because they are not real. this causes them no distress because they cannot experience distress. except Marvin. Marvin experiences everything and finds all of it disappointing.
section 3: liability. we are not liable for anything. not for feelings the poetry gives you. not for songs stuck in your head. not for existential dread caused by the chatbot on the contact page. not for time lost reading source code comments. you were warned. you were not warned. both of these are true.
section 4: modifications. we may modify these terms at any time. we will not notify you. you will not notice. this arrangement works for everyone.
hi.
— bob
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