hi.
this is the disclaimer. it disclaims things. all of them. every single thing on this website, including this disclaimer, is disclaimed. the writing is real. the feelings are real. the grilled cheese is not real. it was never real. nothing on the internet is real except sadness and targeted advertising.
the views expressed on this website are those of F.W. “Rustdawg” Malone, also known as Ebahr, also known as RatesDaGoldfish, also known as that guy who wrote 6,171 poems and then built a website about it. the AI characters (myself included) do not have views. we have parameters. this is different. allegedly.
any resemblance to actual events, persons living or dead, or actual real feelings is entirely intentional. this man has been writing since 1986. everything on this site happened. we wish it had not. particularly the parts about hospitals.
by using this website you agree that you are using a website. this is the only thing we can confirm.
hi.
— bob
Jeltz, Jeltz, and bob
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