The PowerPoint Ranger
He builds the slide decks that have sixty slides
for a ten-minute brief,
He uses seven colors and three fonts and provides no relief
From the density of information presented in the font size six,
The PowerPoint ranger operates without a bag of tricks.
The PowerPoint ranger, the warrior of the staff section floor,
The PowerPoint ranger, the architect of the information war,
He briefed the general with a deck so dense the general went blind,
The PowerPoint ranger, the most dangerous officer you will find.